An ode to Penny

Oh nubile Penny Whiting,
It's me that you're delighting,
Your company's so exciting,
And your fair smile's so inviting,
Your love I'll not be fighting,
It's your thighs I dream of sighting,
In staircase five's dim lighting,
Oh nubile Penny Whiting.

Anon.

Still as true as the day it was written I shouldn't wonder.