St John's College Boat Club

1996 First Torpid Top Trumps

Position :			Bow			Two
Name :				Andy			Muzzer
Nationality :			Irish			Welsh
Physical Strength :		6			7
Puddle Factor :			Individual Mince Pie	Party Ring
Fear Factor :			1			8
Pulling Power :			9			7
Hair Style Points :		9			2
ARA Points :			0			1
Pots :				2			8
Shoe Size :			12			9
Beers Ability :			9			2
Fart Power :			2			9
Favourite Kitchen Appliance :	Cheese Grater		Donut Maker



Position :			Three			Four
Name :				Simon			Tom
Nationality :			The North		English
Physical Strength :		9			8
Puddle Factor :			Jamaican Ganja Cake	Fondant Fancy
Fear Factor :			5			1
Pulling Power :			11			9
Hair Style Points :		9			5
ARA Points :			0			Nov
Pots :				2			1
Shoe Size :			11			11
Beers Ability :			6			8
Fart Power :			8			1
Favourite Kitchen Appliance :	Fish Slice		Soda Stream



Position :			Five			Six
Name :				Kingsley 'Kings' Poole	Glenn 'Glinn' Leighton
Nationality :			Australio-Lebanese	Australian
Physical Strength :		10			7
Puddle Factor :			Wedding Cake		Steam Pudding
Fear Factor :			2			6
Pulling Power :			N/A			N/A
Hair Style Points :		3			4
ARA Points :			12			0
Pots :				Lots			2
Shoe Size :			11			9
Beers Ability :			7			6
Fart Power :			11			10
Favourite Kitchen Appliance :	Tea Towel		Electric Wok



Position :			Seven			Stroke
Name :				Pauly			Jaime
Nationality :			English			USA / Spain
Physical Strength :		10			11
Puddle Factor :			Christmas Cake		Chocolate Fudge Cake
Fear Factor :			7			10
Pulling Power :			8			8
Hair Style Points :		4			0
ARA Points :			2			0
Pots :				9			6
Shoe Size :			10			10
Beers Ability :			9			3
Fart Power :			6			4
Favourite Kitchen Appliance :	Pasta Pot		Pasta Drainer



Position :			Cox
Name :				Nige
Nationality :			English
Physical Strength :		4
Puddle Factor :			N/A
Fear Factor :			11
Pulling Power :			10
Hair Style Points :		1
ARA Points :			N/A
Pots :				6
Shoe Size :			9
Beers Ability :			10
Fart Power :			6
Favourite Kitchen Appliance :	Bottle Opener

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