St John's College Boat Club

1996 Second Torpid Top Trumps

Position :			Bow			Two
Name :				Paul S			John
Nationality :			English			Croydon
Fear Factor :			4			7
Favourite Gizmo :		Mobile Phone		Garlic Crusher
Hair Style Points :		7			-3
Favourite Book :		Getting ahead in	Also sprach
				  business		  Zarathrustra
Pulling Power :			6			7
Bung Line Nerves :		10			8
Beer Capacity :			3			7
Beardy Rating :			0			0



Position :			Three			Four
Name :				Paul F			Nick
Nationality :			Geordie			Kiwi / English
Fear Factor :			8			5
Favourite Gizmo :		Bike Pump		Pencil Sharpener
Hair Style Points :		No 1			4
Favourite Book :		Confessions of an	95 Theses
				  English Opium Eater
Pulling Power :			?			N/A
Bung Line Nerves :		0			6
Beer Capacity :			Geordie!		-5
Beardy Rating :			0			0



Position :			Five			Six
Name :				Dickie			James
Nationality :			English			English
Fear Factor :			VI			10
Favourite Gizmo :		Answerphone		Erg
Hair Style Points :		3			2
Favourite Book :		The Apocalypse of	The Chemistry
				  Daniel		  Lurve
Pulling Power :			6			6
Bung Line Nerves :		"Worse than finals"	3
Beer Capacity :			7			5
Beardy Rating :			0			0



Position :			Seven			Stroke
Name :				Matt			Al
Nationality :			English			Welsh
Fear Factor :			6			8
Favourite Gizmo :		KCC Cigar Cutter	Beer
Hair Style Points :		9			5
Favourite Book :		The Law of Tort		Good Beer Guide
Pulling Power :			Adonis!?		DTMs
Bung Line Nerves :		2			9
Beer Capacity :			9			11
Beardy Rating :			0			0



Position :			Coach
Name :				NORK
Nationality :			Croydon
Fear Factor :			23.5
Favourite Gizmo :		Razor
Hair Style Points :		Growing
Favourite Book :		Domesday
Pulling Power :			Six Pack Man
Bung Line Nerves :		7
Beer Capacity :			Lightweight
Beardy Rating :			15

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